Joel D. Wynkoop

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Dan Hess

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Barry Atwater / John/ Don / Dugan / Joshua

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Bare Knuckle Fighter

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Grandpa

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Special Guest Victim

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Mr. Friedman

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Joel D. Wynkoop

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Angus

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Aaron

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Dad

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Weatherman (Segment "A Very Bad Situation")

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Police Captain O'malley

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Dr. Jon Croft

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Mr. Sleaze / Frank / Det. Royce / Jack Carlson / The Snake

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Bartender

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Sheriff

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Vagrant

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Professor / John Nolan

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Det. Royce

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TV Evangelist

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Mike 2011

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Joe Ace

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Newscaster

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Mayor Hayes (segment "Betty Beretta")