Simon Day

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Mr Bradley

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Himself, Various Characters

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Neighbour

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Big Gary King

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Sid Onslow

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Lew Grade

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Alf (voice)

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Colonel Dedshott

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Tony Beckton

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Colonel Dedshott

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Vaughan

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Brian Pern

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Self

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Petruchio

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Charlie Beckett

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Noel Faulkner

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Vincent