Aaron Stielstra

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Abraham

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-

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Dick Dixon

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Irving

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Roger

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Michael

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-

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Duster

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Newscaster Joel

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Charlie Munich

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Stacy / Tin Foil Pervert

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Cozy Deathbed

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Himself - boardwalk victim

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Craig

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Randolph Park

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James Calhoun

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Rooker

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Frank

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Niccolò Machiavelli

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Agent Burke

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Narrator (voice)

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Gus

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Hobo Telly

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The Father